Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I've missed you.
Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.
The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier
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Remember that "poem" that the White House released saying it was written by Dubya for Laura? Turns out it was a lie. He didn't write it. Why lie about something so petty and stupid!! If Bill Clinton did that, they'd be drawing up impeachment papers.


The first lady also said that the "Roses are red, violets are blue" poem she read at a National Book Festival gala in October was not actually written by her husband even though it has been attributed to him. She did not say who wrote the poem.

"But a lot of people really believed that he did," she said. "Some woman from across the table said, `You just don't know how great it is to have a husband who would write a poem for you.' "


www.nytimes.com/2003/12/2...9LAUR.html