Yu know what get me brile to! The ones where they say that if you love Jesus you wont be ashamed to forward. Now you tell me how them ah go know if mi forward it? And are they forgetting that satan love and fear God to! >: or the ones daring you to not send these emails like you do jokes because it might offend some people. Damn right it will. I have 2 Jewish friends on my email list. 3 Muslims, 1 Hindu 2 born again Christian and everybody else go to church (sometime) I choose what to sent to these people and before I offend them I delete all these messages and beg the sender do not offend me by sending me these chain letter or I just pull up the one I have archived.


The Unchain letter
I don't write them, I just 'click' send. *S* Trust me, I did not write this one.

The chain letter to END all chain letters
Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion @#%$ chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in
Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the reveling freak show.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, Ill get laid by every Playboy model in the magazine! what a bunch of bullshit. So basically, this message is a big F**K YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget first fleeters on the Sirius and if it makes it to the year 2000, itll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity.

F**k them. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a 20 cent coin from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't f**king care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter thats threatening to leave you shameless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only savior is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?

Now forward this to everyone you know otherwise youll find all your knickers missing tomorrow morning.


HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND EVERYONE, and Yardy and Sis Dine be safe in uno winter wonderland. Sing along every oneIts beginning to look a lot like Christmas