Predictions for 2006:

1. It will be all over for Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown before the end of the year.

2. Weather crises after crises in the U.S. will make 2005 look mild.

3. Huge scandal to hit American Idol.

4. Major earthquake to hit Mexico.

5. Canada will see a huge rise in the number of skinheads and other racist groups, shattering the nation's image of tolerance.

6. It will be publicly revealed that the husband of a recently shrunken (in size) celebrity never gave up his log cabin on Brokeback Mountain with photos to prove it.

7. P.J. Patterson will be offered a post at the U.N.

8. The new PNP leader will not wear a dress.

9. Major infighting will again erupt within the JLP leadership seriously threatening their chance of a return to power.

10. Colin Powell will publish a book about his tenure in the Bush administration that will rock Washington.

11. By the end of the year Condoleeza Rice will decide to run for the presidency.

12. A Fox conservative bigmouth will face a huge personal scandal.