Why in hell would "fresh" fish be imported all the way from China to Jamaica? Ah tell yuh (kiss teeth)!
http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/html/20090706T230000-0500_154901_OBS_MAJOR_FRESH_WATER_FISH_PRODUCER_SHUTS_DOWN_FARM.asp
"It is illegal to sell Chinese-origin tilapia in Jamaica because they use carcinogenic materials in the preservation of their fish that are not allowed for use in Jamaica... but the island is being (flooded) by major importers," said Bunting.
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This is a very funny "Roving."
http://jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20090707/life/life1.html
I stood there, in great amazement at all that was taking place. It had all started out so innocently and now I was being pursued by an angry senior citizen with a giant Dutch pot. The man who was in the tree was now well on his way down the road, moving like a freight train. My first thought was to run too, because by now I could hear the woman yelling the most outrageous expletives as she came closer to where I was standing. But then it dawned on me that I had done nothing wrong. It was the man in the water boots who she was after, and he was long gone. Sure, she would at first think that I was in some way involved in the pilfering of mangos from her tree, but I knew that once I explained, she would understand and all would be OK. After all, there would be nothing to tie me to the crime. So, I watched the woman come closer, all the while shouting things that would make a construction worker blush.
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No comment.
http://jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20090707/life/life2.html
http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/html/20090706T230000-0500_154901_OBS_MAJOR_FRESH_WATER_FISH_PRODUCER_SHUTS_DOWN_FARM.asp
"It is illegal to sell Chinese-origin tilapia in Jamaica because they use carcinogenic materials in the preservation of their fish that are not allowed for use in Jamaica... but the island is being (flooded) by major importers," said Bunting.
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This is a very funny "Roving."
http://jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20090707/life/life1.html
I stood there, in great amazement at all that was taking place. It had all started out so innocently and now I was being pursued by an angry senior citizen with a giant Dutch pot. The man who was in the tree was now well on his way down the road, moving like a freight train. My first thought was to run too, because by now I could hear the woman yelling the most outrageous expletives as she came closer to where I was standing. But then it dawned on me that I had done nothing wrong. It was the man in the water boots who she was after, and he was long gone. Sure, she would at first think that I was in some way involved in the pilfering of mangos from her tree, but I knew that once I explained, she would understand and all would be OK. After all, there would be nothing to tie me to the crime. So, I watched the woman come closer, all the while shouting things that would make a construction worker blush.
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No comment.
http://jamaica-gleaner.com/gleaner/20090707/life/life2.html
A Chinese man with two penises had one removed to please his girlfriend.
Ang Qiang - who was born with two sets of genitals - underwent a painful and intricate operation to remove his second penis because his girlfriend thought it was 'creepy'.
The 23-year-old man from Guangzhou decided to go through with the surgery when his girlfriend told him she would leave him if he didn't have one removed.
He said: "When we first started going out she was amazed but in the end she thought it was a bit creepy."
